SERGIO RAMOS SET FOR MANCHESTER UNITED

www.punchng.com/sergio-ramos-Ace spanish  defender and real madrid right back has made up his mind on moving to manchester united as he defiantly rejects the signing a new contract that would keep him in bernabau for another 5years.

NKEM OWOH "osufia"-I DON'T WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES

The nollywood star came into the movie scene in 2006 when he starred in the comedy movie "ukwa" also featuring ameachi munagwor and made a stunning appearance in the best selling movie "osufia in london" this gave him full recognition in the movie industry. According to the hivernages press interview with the popular nollywood comedy actor he said he would rather watch a cartoon than do a nigerian movie as most movie production in this part of the world lack good content and are too stereotyped you can barely diffrentiate between movie A and movie B.

 

BREAKING NEWS:ACID ATTACK IN AFGANISTAN

in the hert province of afganistan its been reported some anti educationist took their grief on girls who were going to school saying this is your punishment for going to school.
 Head of the educational department ahzeez rahman said the girls ranged from age 16-18 respectively a that the girls have been rushed to the provincial hert teaching hospital were immediate treatment is being given to them.

FEDERAL GOVERNMERNMENT NEEDED BY BAKASSI RETURNEES

Read full story hereu.punchng.com/1n5uBakassi returnees over 3000 crave the indulgence of the federal government in their welfare as they have been camped in cross river state for days now without adequate care from the cross river state government.

BUHARI TO BOKOHARAM-there is room for negotiation

speaking with the spokesperson to president mohammadu buhari,femi adesina he said"the president sees the menace as a sanctimonious trick to cajole nigerians into changing their mind on what they truly believe in.The sect since their unleaching of terror on this country have killed over 13000 nigerians aside kidnappings.however the president may have promised not to throw in the towel by aligning with the sect during his campaign but he has the welfare of well meaning nigerians at heart and negotiating with the sect is what wisdom demands"

BURNABOY ANTICIPATES NEW ALBUM

The young nigerian music star popular for his fela swagger yesterday in his family house at port harcourt rivers state marked his 23rd birhtday honouring the presence of nigerian celebrities like olamide, wizkid,2face,sarz,terryG,duncan mighty,sean tizzle,wandecoal and a few international artist like 2face idibia also known as 2baba,dbanj currently known as the Bangali,chipmonk who also starred the event seemed to be pretty more familiar with everyone than we had expected.However most of the press attendees were taking aback when the celebrant strictly restricted the taking of photos as he complained saying the media has degenerated to a point were celebrities are now seen as objects of mockery so their pockets are well enriched,its an unsual thing to take the paparazi and celebrities part but the situation demands that It.
 Moreover the young music star is just three years into the nigerian music scene and has recorded profuse progress despite the fact that there has been rumours that the celebrity is being alleged a murderer in the states he didn't let it weigh him down.He dropped his first album in 2012 under ARISTOKRATZ RECORDS since then its been one hit or the other."I am working on my album which will be out by August as so many anticipating fans would be patiently expectant I promise not to let them down"-he said-the album would featuring artist like 2face idibia,sean tizzle,patoranking,MI,nneka and a few international artist like AKA and the likes.

97 SHOT DEAD AT BORNO STATE

the dreadfull BOKOHARAM sect stormed the north east borno state were pupils of darima grammar school were attacked by 2pm today as the gunmen engaged the police   in a gun battle that took the lives of the pupils who were helpless and couldn't defend themselves but were left at the mercies of the brutal sect,passers by were also profusely affected as they took to their hills leaving their lives to fate.
An undisclosable source who was an eye witness claimed to have been oppurtuned to up at early hours of the morning said he saw a grey mercedes 320 salon car that roamed aimlessly around the area as at 7am that same day he claimed to have been quite suspicious about his observations and decided to engage the police who were overpowered by the gunmen as a result of their late arrival.

POLYGAMOUS AMERICAN applies for GAY MARRIAGE LICENCE

one polygamos american known as MONTANA LIO after the signing of the gay marriage bill opted for a gay license to marry more than one man.
 SPEAKING with the assosiated press he claims that he is an apathy to bigamy and that he would sue if the licence is not granted buy the yellowstone county.
The county clark said he would consider montana's bigamy view after denying him the license of which kill gillen later granted.
Montana also said he and his wives have concealed their activity for long until they later decided to come out of their shame last week and starred in the porpular TV show"SISTERS WIVES"

BREAKING NEWS:GUNSHOTS FIRED AT NAVY YARD

Gun shots fired at navy court yard of the 2013 rampage in dallas texas usa read more www.cnn.comwww.cnn.com

ABIA STATE assured infrastructural developement

Governor okezie ikpeazu of abia state after getting a landslide victory over his opponent in the just concluded governorship election has laying a solid foundation for the developement of the state.in a press briefing this morning he promised that all the roads epecially major roads would be fixed and other basic necessities that the state needs to glow and grow would be made readily available---source channels television.

BURNABOY celebrates his 23rd birthday-prevents taking of photos

The young nigerian music star who stormed the music scene three years ago and has made stunning progress amongst his peers is  marking his 23rd birthday at his family house today at port-harcot,rivers state,Nigeria.He stated "this is my birthday exclusive to me and my family and no paparazi things is allowed here #happy birthday OLORI BURNA# many more years ahead!

MR IBU GETS MARRIED TO LONGTIME GIRLFRIEND

yabaleftonline.com/comic-actor-mribu-john-okafor-weds-longtime-girlfriendThe ace nollywood movie comedy actor has headed over hills in love with his long time girl friend nkechi asiegbu who has three kids for him

BUKOLA SARAKI may not be a Nigerian

A competent source who is the spokesman of the chairman of the house of representative was engaged by the Vanguard press yesterday and disclosed unintentionally that the current house of representative chairman was born in senegal but as a result of the civil war that broke out he moved down to Togo before coming down to nigeria.
 Moreover so many politicians have aired their suspictions and are willing to that the matter be investigated without further delay.
 Member representing kogi south constituency was also expressed his ordeal-why should a country as old as Nigeria be so careless about tiny details as this when so much money has been pumped into the NIS...

A-LIST TRENDING SEASONAL MOVIES YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED

Wrath of the titans

True blood

Empire

Mettasackers

Young and hungry

Borgais

Reign

GOVERNING NIGERIA ISN'T EXPENSIVE

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WATCH CLIP OF ANGRY HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE MEMBERS

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PMS @500 PER LITRE in awka

From confirmable observations filling station like AMEBOD,CLERINKS respectively now sell Premium motor spirit at 500 naira per litre.

MALTAN CHRISTIANS CRAVE FOR THE APPROVAL OF GAY MARRIAGE

the head of Maltan christian union prof.laba cray and some devoted christian followers made an open annoucement today at Saint mary cathedral that gay marriage needs to be legalised as many gay partners have been jointly molesting young men who seem not to be interested in it.

JOSE MOURINHO-lawn tennis is my best

the current chelsea FC manager was seen at the last Australian opens hosted by sony and it was really amazing how enthusiastic about te game that he barely noticed the fact that fellow tennis fans were staring and observing his gestures while watching Djokovic and Nadal go head to head.
 After the match Mourinho fans gathered to here his position on the match-"my joy is that Nadal  didn't give in to the deadly tactics of Djokovic who was keen on pulling a straight win over him especially with those high cut service that would make feel like am blind.Moreover it was great game for me eventhough it looks strange catching me here tennis still remains my best game"-

JAPAN defeats ENGLAND 2-1 at ongoing world cup qualifiers

BUHARI APOLOGISES to nigerians for the delay in choosing his cabinet

"I am sorry to say the ministers may not be named in the next two months.I have come under shocking criticism over the delay in appointing my ministers nintytwo days after my landslide victory in the presidential election.To be very candid about the whole cabinet saga I am just trying to build on the Rotten foundation my antecedents of have left,its not going to be easy but allah my strenght.you cannot even begin to imagine how bad the situation on ground is, almost everything is in comatos and good success in the long run cannot be achieved if we don't have a solid ground.Also it would be quite impossible to appoint ministers to portfolios,without first knowing which portfolios exist and which will be abolished,there by clamping down on the number of portfolios we have so we stop running into unecessary debts" -president of the federal republic nigeria really as great plans for this country#

DECOMPOSED BODY OF F.U.T.A EX-Vice chancellor FOUND

Prof.Albert ilelabayo deceased vice chancellor of federal university of technology was found in the garage of hs house at igapo estate yesterday the state capital.
 it was confirmed two weeks ago that he was kidnapped by unknown gun men after visiting his mother who ill at teaching hospital.
 The men,CRIME WATCH TODAY gathered,were arrested at a border town in un state when they were about crossing t enin republic.

REASONS WHY AMERICAN PIE did not get banned

The porpular movie series american pie starring porpular faces in the in hollywood is known for the showcasing of nude scenes that are capable of causing sexual mishaps to   general public but still hasn't being banned because the producers of the movie claim not have shown nude scenes containing extreme private parts of the human body like the penis and virgina.Also the movie has being censored @ 18+ by the American movie cnsor board.
 Moreover the movie was initiated as result of sexual dangers that was having a rapid take on american youths who were presumed to be oblivious of these dangers and needed to be wisely cautioned.

RESTORE your system without use of ANTIVIRUS

go to your windows operating system.....click here www.maxlinkcitynews.blogspot.com

See how PROFESSEUR WOLE SOYINKA FAILS A SIMPLE QUESTION OF DEFINING A RAT

It was so funny this evening at the pirates meeting point known as THE Algon House,phase ll site 1,Kubwa,Abuja,Nigeria during an interview with the Nobel Laureate when he was asked a poking question "what is a rat?" the question was so funny that it unveiled the never seen professeur wole's teeth which  was so white you would wonder if his teeth were d rom his hair as he answered saying "a rat is known to be the poorest animal on earth" this was so funny that my correspondent could not help but laugh!

Banana news: CHECK OUT TOP CURRENCIES AND THEIR PRICES

Banana news: CHECK OUT TOP CURRENCIES AND THEIR PRICES: *US dollar-195 *Pound sterling-303 *Euro-219 *Yen-1.58 *CFA-0.31 *WAUA-272 *YUAN/reminbi-1.5 *Riyal-52.5 *SDR-274

SUZUKI AUTOMOBILE is 50years today

The ace automobile company known for the production of rugged cars that are almost capable of touring the world without any breakdown came into existence on the 28 of june 1965 since then it has recorded one most mind blowing production of cars, trucks etc and it has circulated to almost every part of the world especially africa.
 The CEO Engr.bratley spatsman said he is ready and willing to keep up the impeccable production he maintained all through years.

CHECK OUT TOP CURRENCIES AND THEIR PRICES

*US dollar-195
*Pound sterling-303
*Euro-219
*Yen-1.58
*CFA-0.31
*WAUA-272
*YUAN/reminbi-1.5
*Riyal-52.5
*SDR-274

Banana news: #CHECK OUT A-list shoe designers in the world

Banana news: #CHECK OUT A-list shoe designers in the world: *Patrick moore *Louiss vuitton *Prada *Ferra Gammo *Lobatin *Timberland *Jaguar *Gucci *Sanchos *Versace

#CHECK OUT A-list shoe designers in the world

*Patrick moore
*Louiss vuitton
*Prada
*Ferra Gammo
*Lobatin
*Timberland
*Jaguar
*Gucci
*Sanchos
*Versace

SENATOR DAVID MARK buys COSCHARIS MOTORS

Senator david mark yesterday became chief executive officer of COSCHARIS MOTORS worth 850million pounds as he expands his capital

TONTO DIKE acusses JIDE FALANA of sexual harrasment

#poko baby go by her twitter name said in an exclusive interview with her at the dankoli mall,Wuse2,Abuja after the coaster commissioning that Jide Falana's girlfriend has reported him to her countless times of forcefully demanding sex from her eventhough she eventually has sex with him she did it out of duress and undue influence.
 she also added that she is not disclosing this misconduct
 to taint his image but feel there should be good riddance to bad rubbish.

President Buhari to meet with the Queen of England

after  conversing over a cup of cofee at the presidential villa alhaji ibrahim mustapha the presidents spokes man told the media personalities that he going to get some words of wisdom from the Queen of England tomorrow.
That is a nice development!

BANKY W-my future wife is straight

Wow! the famous Mr wellington and CEO of Empire mates
 took to his twitter page this morning saying he has found his future wife and that he is so straight. And to te best of my knowledge being STRAIGHT is being GAY. so many of his crazy fans are so kul with this new developement